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Friday, July 29, 2011

let the crushing loneliness begin

It turns out that the overwhelming majority of people with a blog are devastatingly alone. People who read internet cartoons, too.

Here are some of those people. More will follow. If one of them strikes your fancy, let us know. Find love at Crustacean Singles. 




((I really am curious to hear which ones you like, and which ones you like like))

Thursday, July 28, 2011

In the absence of a clear winner

publish first and ask questions later.

true story

I cannot stress enough that there's nothing funny about AIDS. But there's a lot to say about the ineffectual bureaucratic attempts to help. And World of Warcraft.

Kids, if you don't believe me, I encourage you to try it at home.


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Feelings

(that's sort of the point)

Here are some b-sides:
It's like a pet made of your torso!
I mean, you work out, right?
144,00 tabs to usher in the wikipocalypse

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Reset






It's back, kids. Maybe I'm just not busy enough, or maybe I'm getting more and more desperate for attention. Either way, enjoy. Force others to enjoy. Develop devices to hold open their eyelids and strap them to a chair.


Find love at Crustacean Singles.