"You're telling me you actually thought 'Johnny Honest' was a good fake name to use?"
"But, Don Sputa, I felt like it really conveyed the, y'know, fundamental, like, self-concept of the character. How he sees himself. How he longs to be seen by others."
The Boss cradled his tired head in his frustrated hand. "I should never have taken you and the other capos to those improv lessons."
"It was great, though! Georgie said it was the best birthday he's ever had."