Mental Health Ralph was about to learn the hard way that even one hundred small birds held on strings wasn't enough to enable him to fl...

Mental Health Edward's phone had reached a stage of advanced battery depletion, and it was frantically trying to tell him so. Every few...

Mental Health Field Marshall Milton Crubbs was relieved of command shortly after instituting mandatory Pig Latin code talking among his tro...

Editor's note: To remove ambiguity, yes, the line at the bottom is part of Lobsterman's speech.

Mental Health Let me preface this by saying that I believe that everyone has a different ideal body shape and mass, and that I don't ...

Mental Health Although it succinctly summed up his priorities of "party in the front, business behind", Ted's reverse mullet s...

Mental Health "Do you ever get tired of sarcasm?" the doctor asked offhandedly. "Yes," the patient replied, with all t...