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Monday, December 4, 2017

re: Meta excuses

I've read what thousands of strangers have written as they shared it with their own friends and loved ones, and I wanted to collect it all into one big composite, a sort of crowd-sourced message of love and compassion.
Today, I made that message into a comic as well.


The universality of human experience


The above comic is a remake of this one from 2015.
In addition to the much-improved presentation and legibility, I've sharpened the wording.
Someday, I hope to do the same for more of these older comics.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

In which the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí perplexes an octopus

This morning's doodle, brought to you by bad camera phone scan quality and lack of a clearly defined joke.
Which, now that I think of it, used to describe everything on this comic.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Meta-excuses


Great news! By popular request, you can now buy this comic as a greeting card.* Click here.
 
https://www.zazzle.com/crustaceansingles
 *I'll add some details in the comments below.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

The captain's catchphrase


The captain had hoped for uproarious laughter, greater camaraderie, an increase in morale. The ensuing disappointment put him in a foul mood that not even Hairy Pete the dancing monkey could brighten.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Friday, November 17, 2017

You'll want to be sitting down for this


Version B, which is about silicon valley and its techbros:
"I have invented a tiny table...for sitting on!"
–"Add a touch screen and implement a subscription model, and I will pay you millions for this idea."