Thursday, December 29, 2016

Getting to know each other

There's no way this could be autobiographical, though, guys. Because my name isn't Jeff.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

A tree for all seasons

"C'mon, guys. Just think about it: Valentine's Day? Hang those cards and candies in these branches right here. St. Patrick's Day...I'm green, so that's perfect. Oh, and think about what I have to offer for birthdays, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs. You won't box me back up if you know what's good for you."

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Season's greetings from the depths

Lobsterman isn't a Fishtian, but he understands the spirit in which the well-wishing is done.

Did you know that my fiancée Sharah is a pun genius? Today's comic was inspired by this list she made for me:

Monday, December 19, 2016

Stand for something

"I've always seen potential in you, Ed. I'm going to take steps to maximize it!"
"Please don't do anything to my desk involving stairs. Please."

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Taking a sick day

Editor's note: the cartoonist is cartoonishly ill today. The following drawings are re-runs from a much lower-fi era of the comic, but they roughly approximate the cartoonist's general state today.
Apologies for the barely-legible text.