Serpent sound

Still can't come up with an idea for a Halloween costume? Crustacean Singles is here to help*.


* if you are a snake


A final summation


For a guy with no intention of ever being buried in the ground, I spend a weird amount of time thinking about epitaphs.


A cautionary reality


Lobsterman used to appear a lot more often in these comics. He tends to lurk backstage these days, I think because the chaotic evil he represents is less amusing to me in a world full of real, emboldened chaotic evil.
But here he is for Remake Monday, reminding you that he's perfectly willing to devour your children.


Skeletally unsettling


Fish, dolphins, whales, human divers...all deeply unsettling. It's that jointed, bony way they move.



 If you're not going to eat it, don't hunt it. Be a ghost-watcher instead.


The afterlife of the party


Note: the date on this one incorrectly reads "2020-10-22" rather than "2020-10-21". Fixing it would be a whole thing, so I'm counting on no one caring. Thank you for your indifference.


Don't run away!


If people would only stop running away, Franklin could get them a great deal on axes.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted as flash fiction on 2016-03-24.


Happy Howlentine's Day


13 October is Howlentine's Day! I forgot to remind everyone about it this year. That's my bad. But it's not too late to celebrate the weirdness of love & friendship. It could be as easy as sharing this very comic. You could also read more about Howlentine's Day in this public post.