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2020-11-29

Amphibious clothing


Sometimes I scribble some weird nonsense in my notebook & look at it & think, "I can make people look at this on the internet. I shouldn't, but I can. And I probably will."

2020-11-19

2020-11-18

Mixed predicaments

 

...on a troubled bridge (burning at both ends) over hell and high waters.

2020-11-16

Space trip

 


"Promise not to be mad, mission control?"
(In real life, of course, spacewalkers use "Maximum Absorbency Garments", which I guess is the coolest name they could come up with for space diapers.)
 
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2013-11-17.

2020-11-15

Learned behaviors in artificial intelligence

 

 
Who would have thought that an AI raised by a loving team of introverted nerds would end up like this?

2020-11-13

Imagine


Try to imagine something, anything...everything but the height and the fall.

2020-11-11

Procrastination without delay


This is one of those ideas that I feel extremely confident must have been done before (& quite possibly better than my version); the draft languishes in my notebook until desperation or indifference convinces me to settle for it. Anyway, here you go.

2020-11-01

Open house

 

It's the kind of place you just might live for the rest of your life.

2020-10-29

Serpent sound


Still can't come up with an idea for a Halloween costume? Crustacean Singles is here to help*.


 

* if you are a snake

2020-10-27

A final summation

 

For a guy with no intention of ever being buried in the ground, I spend a weird amount of time thinking about epitaphs.

2020-10-26

A cautionary reality

 

Lobsterman used to appear a lot more often in these comics. He tends to lurk backstage these days, I think because the chaotic evil he represents is less amusing to me in a world full of real, emboldened chaotic evil.
But here he is for Remake Monday, reminding you that he's perfectly willing to devour your children.

2020-10-24

Skeletally unsettling

 

Fish, dolphins, whales, human divers...all deeply unsettling. It's that jointed, bony way they move.

2020-10-23

Ghost-watching


 If you're not going to eat it, don't hunt it. Be a ghost-watcher instead.

2020-10-21

The afterlife of the party

 

Note: the date on this one incorrectly reads "2020-10-22" rather than "2020-10-21". Fixing it would be a whole thing, so I'm counting on no one caring. Thank you for your indifference.

2020-10-19

Don't run away!

 

If people would only stop running away, Franklin could get them a great deal on axes.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted as flash fiction on 2016-03-24.

2020-10-13

Happy Howlentine's Day

 

13 October is Howlentine's Day! I forgot to remind everyone about it this year. That's my bad. But it's not too late to celebrate the weirdness of love & friendship. It could be as easy as sharing this very comic. You could also read more about Howlentine's Day in this public post.