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2019-09-28

Entertainment options


I'm babysitting a cat right now, and this is what she'd be saying if she could talk.

2019-09-20

Discarded strategies


I don't usually include disclaimers with my comics, but here goes: it can be dangerous to hide in trash bins or similar receptacles, and you should not do it, and there are probably much better ways to get a ride in a garbage truck anyway.

2019-09-13

Days and the order thereof


Even if you're really superstitious, there's nothing to worry about today.
You're welcome.

2019-09-12

Requisite coolness levels


This would have been a helpful thing to realize about myself at a much younger age.

2019-09-10

Highest praise


There are certain people and groups from whom the greatest compliment I can receive is their opposition.