Crustacean Singles

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2024-04-26

Condiments and comprehensibility

Person 1, smiling and gesticulating: "[Conversing conversationally]". Person 2, with small, faraway eyes: "Sorry, I'm too hungry to see you as anything but a giant talking sandwich, and I can't understand you through all the mustard."

But let me be clear: I am not complaining about the amount of mustard. Even more would be good too. You could totally pull it off.

Discussion: I should have drawn the person as the talking sandwich, maybe? Despite the fact that we are observing this scene from outside the second character's perspective? And more importantly despite the fact that I didn't want to?

2024-04-25

The hat hungers

Pictured: a person wears a hat something like a tophat but less rigid. Also, it has wild eyes and long, sharp teeth. The person says, "It's not my style at all, but I inexplicably must have it!" The caption at the bottom: Juniper Sulfurson has just unwittingly begun a symbiotic relationship with a formidable hat.

2024-04-24

Do it right

Starting to think this cloud needs professional help. (This is nothing but my brain is broken and insists on posting sunk costs instead of a rerun.)