An ambiguous burn

Conversational interactions

Have I ever told you what a great listener you are?

Inquiries of possibility

"May I suggest that you learn about how language works instead of wasting my time?"

Deadliness

Convoluted hypothetical scenario

If I'm so smart, how come I keep getting into arguments with these people?

Can ot can't

Contemptible communication

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 15 February 2014.