In which the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí perplexes an octopus

This morning's doodle, brought to you by bad camera phone scan quality and lack of a clearly defined joke.
Which, now that I think of it, used to describe everything on this comic.



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The captain's catchphrase

The captain had hoped for uproarious laughter, greater camaraderie, an increase in morale. The ensuing disappointment put him in a foul mood that not even Hairy Pete the dancing monkey could brighten.


You'll want to be sitting down for this

Version B, which is about silicon valley and its techbros:
"I have invented a tiny table...for sitting on!"
–"Add a touch screen and implement a subscription model, and I will pay you millions for this idea."