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2017-11-29

In which the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí perplexes an octopus

This morning's doodle, brought to you by bad camera phone scan quality and lack of a clearly defined joke.
Which, now that I think of it, used to describe everything on this comic.

2017-11-27

Meta-excuses


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2017-11-25

The captain's catchphrase


The captain had hoped for uproarious laughter, greater camaraderie, an increase in morale. The ensuing disappointment put him in a foul mood that not even Hairy Pete the dancing monkey could brighten.

2017-11-17

You'll want to be sitting down for this


Version B, which is about silicon valley and its techbros:
"I have invented a tiny table...for sitting on!"
–"Add a touch screen and implement a subscription model, and I will pay you millions for this idea."