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2021-12-30

Beating you over the head with it

 

I'm sorry to bludgeon you with this. (I'm working on using up old drafts).

2021-12-27

2021-12-25

The greatest gift of all is living well

 

"And I made sure it was during times when you had a good alibi, so don't worry about any heat coming your way."

2021-12-21

Oh, ow

 


"What? No. What? Help me."
(My real-life dominant hand's thumb did in fact mishappen upon some broken glass this morning. This took an obnoxious amount of time to make today.)

2021-12-20

2021-12-14

Notes between self

 

My notes to self haven't really helped me get organized, but they've become increasingly conversational and adversarial.

2021-12-13

Cnidopugilism

 

A rudimentary nervous system is not necessarily a disadvantage.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-12-13.

2021-12-06

The worst

 

Maybe try paying attention to the world around you? Works for me.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2013-12-05.

2021-12-05

2021-12-04

And also with you

 

"So...do you have anything planned?"
—"Yeah, I'm going to respond to everyone the same way today."

2021-12-03

Action and inaction

 

Companionable silences. Long sits on the porch. That kind of thing.

2021-12-02

Functionally indistinguishable

 

Not subjectively, at least in my experience, but the effect has still been useful to me before.

2021-11-26

2021-11-25

Gratesgiving

 

For the record, I also hate the phrase "attitude of gratitude". But I'll use any ammunition in the war against 'thankfulness'.

2021-11-24

A pail imitation

 

There's no need to be insulting about it.
(Yes, 'bucket' and 'pail' are synonymous outside idiomatic usage, but I'd be even lower on ideas if I let reality get in the way.)

2021-11-21

Featherless Unstriped Blobling

 

And that's where you come in! With your generous donations, our researchers will finally be able to fabricate answers to the many questions science still has about these fascinating creatures.

2021-11-19

Planning failure

 

I don't know what it means either. I just thought we were playing a game where we say nonsense at each other.

2021-11-17

The deal

 

Want to collect things but unsure where to start? Try something no one else wants!

2021-11-16

Whoops


 To be honest, I'd forgotten all about it until this very moment.