When you assume


We've learned an important lesson today: always ask before abducting lifeforms and scanning their every molecule.


The application of heat


It's the 'yet' that will really stick with them, trouble their minds, keep them from falling asleep at night. That's the key to a quality retort.




There is a difference, but



They don't want you to know about this, but here's a trick you can use to save brain cells for more important things.


What we're all thinking


(It's Monday, but not a remake. I simply couldn't like any past comics enough to reinflict them on myself or others.)


Catching more flies


"The best time to evolve spinnerets was hundreds of millions of years ago. The second-best time is now."


Look but do not touch


The subject of today's Remake Monday was first drawn sometime in 2004, before there was such a thing as CrustaceanSingles. It was one of Lobsterman's earliest appearances on paper. I was not paying attention in class. There were more important things to do.
(The original drawing was subsequently posted on 2012-03-26 as a re-run.)


Help yourself sell self-help



"Before you can help others, you must first help yourself...to the contents of their wallets."

(The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-02-21.)