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2021-04-09

When you assume

 

We've learned an important lesson today: always ask before abducting lifeforms and scanning their every molecule.

2021-04-07

The application of heat

 

It's the 'yet' that will really stick with them, trouble their minds, keep them from falling asleep at night. That's the key to a quality retort.

2021-04-03

2021-04-01

2021-03-31

There is a difference, but

 

 

They don't want you to know about this, but here's a trick you can use to save brain cells for more important things.

2021-03-29

What we're all thinking

 

(It's Monday, but not a remake. I simply couldn't like any past comics enough to reinflict them on myself or others.)

2021-03-24

Catching more flies

 

"The best time to evolve spinnerets was hundreds of millions of years ago. The second-best time is now."

2021-03-22

Look but do not touch

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first drawn sometime in 2004, before there was such a thing as CrustaceanSingles. It was one of Lobsterman's earliest appearances on paper. I was not paying attention in class. There were more important things to do.
(The original drawing was subsequently posted on 2012-03-26 as a re-run.)

2021-02-22

Help yourself sell self-help

 

 

"Before you can help others, you must first help yourself...to the contents of their wallets."

(The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-02-21.)