Serving suggestion

 

Don't try to explain it. Just enjoy it.

When you assume

 

We've learned an important lesson today: always ask before abducting lifeforms and scanning their every molecule.

An all-purpose reaction

 

The application of heat

 

It's the 'yet' that will really stick with them, trouble their minds, keep them from falling asleep at night. That's the key to a quality retort.

The next-best thing

 

Unknown and unacknowledged

 

Never say sorry

 

Sure, that's why.

Bad connection

 

"Also, I'm about to go into a tunnel...of the human experience...?"

My niche

 

Textuality

 

 

It's a pretty major change. I hope he can pull it off.

There is a difference, but

 

 

They don't want you to know about this, but here's a trick you can use to save brain cells for more important things.

Sequential art

 

Any minute now, a story is going to come along and engulf us all.

What we're all thinking

 

(It's Monday, but not a remake. I simply couldn't like any past comics enough to reinflict them on myself or others.)

Troubles with timing

 

Not again!

 

Personal attributes

 

How fortunate it is that I happen to possess these attributes!

Decapitulation

 

No one plays games with my head. No one.

Catching more flies

 

"The best time to evolve spinnerets was hundreds of millions of years ago. The second-best time is now."

What's that sound?

 

Look but do not touch

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first drawn sometime in 2004, before there was such a thing as CrustaceanSingles. It was one of Lobsterman's earliest appearances on paper. I was not paying attention in class. There were more important things to do.
(The original drawing was subsequently posted on 2012-03-26 as a re-run.)

Separate and distinct

 

 

Time to make myself scarce for a while.

I'm trying a thing

 

Worry is a distant memory

 

Distinct locations

 

I hope to receive postcards.

Portmanteauoh no

 

Chronometric observation

 

Do with this information what you will.

It can wait

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-03-15.

Voluntary scintillation

 

I DECIDE WHEN TO TWINKLE.

Cactus counsel

 

How to be an artist

 

Recipe remediation

 

The deliciousness will be worth the side effects.

Enjoy!

 

A matter of policy

 

Mapping the territory

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-03-04.

Fine

 

"Fine." Am I pronouncing that right?

Victory at last

 

A great man once said

 

 

A wonderful role model for us all.

So it goes

 

Distance-based trust metrics

 

That's not very far.

Do not open

 

Another life-changing book

 Well, this changes everything.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-02-29 as unillustrated short fiction.

A scavenger's work is never done

 

Nervousness without end

 

I must be going

 

"I am not exactly what you would call an early bird."

Think of the savings!

 

Don't stare at me

 

Two kinds of two of a kind

 

 

"...Pretty weird, I bet."

Help yourself sell self-help

 

 

"Before you can help others, you must first help yourself...to the contents of their wallets."

(The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-02-21.)

The human experience

 

I always write better while experiencing crushing self-doubt, so thanks!

Don't change a thing