This is my lifecycle now

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-09-27.

Inexplicable

 

"I'm not sure I could even give a satisfactory description of how this fire works."

Flawed premise

 

"Do you take me for some kind of rube?"

Plain flavor

 

I'm still trying to convince them that this ad campaign isn't "too flashy" for their brand.

One of those days

 

Can't help

 

It's like helping myself, but without the 'helpful' part.

I have no idea

 

 

Am I using that right? I have no idea.

Love you too

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2013-09-16.

Partial uncertainty

 

It's a start.

Walk around the clock

 

 

"Granted, but I would argue that 'somewhere' is not at this funeral."

So that's why

 

Free consultation

 

You have problems. We have solutions.

Objects of interest

I don't find nearly as many treasures when I "walk upright" like a "normal person".

Abysmal working conditions

 

I'm sure Hell's HR department will agree.

Uncontainable

 

I'm not sure what to do about that.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 13 September 2021.

More than minimal

 

It takes time to perfect the technique.

Means of expression

 

I can listen and nod, at least.

Boxed time

 

Gather 'round, young ones, and I will show you ancient wonders.

Qualified jest

 I got a master's degree for this.

Doomed

 

Look out below

 

hello inventors society, it's me again wondering why you won't return my calls

Meeting in person

 Pretty sure I've used this line in person, way back when I was still pretending to have a social life.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2012-09-04.

Terrible knowledge

"Best-case scenario, you end up like me: see the universe, go mad from the knowledge of it, levitate above a mountaintop to warn new seekers...hardly a fun time, but it goes much worse for most people."

It's evolving!

 

Someday, when I've amassed enough XP...

Free all the way down

 

If you can find a better deal, I'd love to hear about it.

Standing for something

 

Moving forward and looking back

 

The last time I moved, I drew this one with a crappy ballpoint pen and made a terrible scan of it with my phone camera. This time, I'm too tired to even do that much. I'll hope to be back to new comics tomorrow.

Notes and likenesses

 

"At least get a pen that doesn't bleed so much."

Headlining

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2011-08-30.

Inscription inspection

 

"It's called media literacy. Look it up."

Four legs, three-piece

 

Only such a challenge could be worthy to become Giacomo's masterpiece.

Achievement appeasement

 

 

Pretending to water my cacti is self-care.

Funds not fun

 

It's fine that the numbers aren't adding up. The problem is, I can't make it look like they're adding up.

Conflict resolution

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones / but knife-kite is way more dangerous.

You knewn't

 

 

If that's a rule, you have to include it in the prompt.

Be a good one

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-08-23.

Close enough

 

Truly truthy

 

Contains artificial flavors and natural smugness.

Ill-advised

 

Misfit outfit

 

I can more or less pull it off...right?

The meta of invention

 

 

Until then, I guess I'll just keep...whacking this wrench with a hammer?

I wandered lonely

 

Literally incredible

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-08-17.

Thanks for reading!

 

Abomination

 

I'm extremely unwell today, so...here's an abomination from my margin doodles, I guess.

A rough realization

 

This is unacceptable.

Effort and reward

 

Deep and dark and silent

 

That can't be good.

Why indeed

 

Gore galore

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-08-13.