Swiftian nutrition

Remake Monday is upon us, and this time I've gone way back. Today's comic first appeared as a doodle on scratch paper that I made while not paying attention in class. But hey, at least it demonstrates that I retained something from the satire unit in English class.

The original, by the way:



A useful distinction

It's a Remake Monday, where I recreate an old comic with improvements to wording and/or illustration.
This comic first appeared as "A certain amount of precision" on 3 February, 2017.