Be spectacular

Mental Health
"Houston, we have an update."
 -"Copy that, what's your status?"
"The experimental space apes say they don't hold a grudge against us..."
-"That's, uh, that's good."
"Well. They say that that's why, and I quote, 'This is going to hurt you more than it hurts us.'"


Well, this is awkward (public disservice announcement)

It should surprise no one at all that I have somehow managed to screw up this entire website. The content is all there, but the formatting is going to be a little screwy for a while until I get things fixed. "Thank you" for your "understanding".

Meteorology for absolute beginners

Mental Health
Rogelio heard a splatter, then a crash. How much longer would his shelter hold? It wasn't literally raining cats, but they were falling from a great height and at an increasingly alarming rate.