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2022-04-29

Graphologically

 

Surely it was only through examining my handwriting that you reached your conclusion, and not by observing anything else about me.

2022-04-28

Stop and drop and then what?

 

The fire department thanked me for my input before asking me politely but firmly to leave.

2022-04-27

2022-04-26

Temporal acquisitions

 

 

I believe it's a common expression, and should therefore be assumed to be true.

2022-04-25

Interpersonal criteria

 

As far as I'm concerned, no one (and especially no one who will die someday) needs an excuse to move on from a book that isn't doing it for them.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-04-24.

2022-04-23

Mistaken conflation

 

"This is much better news than you're acting like it is," added the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí.

2022-04-18

Crossed lines

 

While the arb is the ISO standard unit, many researchers continue to use the ject (Subjective Unit). To the massive befuddlement of everyone involved in contemporary arbitrariness/subjectivity studies, it has thus far proven impossible to determine the ratio of arbs to jects.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-04-18.

2022-04-11

Nice things

 

The nice things are in my imagination. That's the safest place.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-04-12.

2022-04-10

Only solipsist

 

And if this isn't funny to you, don't worry: it's just because you're one of me.

2022-04-09

Stuck figures

 

I was going for absurdism, not attempting to dunk on youths for their incomprehensible fads. Please don't cyberbully me.

2022-04-08

A literary classic

 

On Friday, he spent five minutes drawing the comic, but he was too tired to do a better imitation of the art style.

2022-04-06

2022-04-05

Birds, suddenly

 

Maybe they're just always realizing they're late for something.

2022-04-04

With great powers


 I also dabble in misplacing people's keys and phones.

Basically, I'm a living poltergeist.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2022-04-04.

2022-04-03

In jest

 

If you look closely, you'll see my signature is just a hastily scrawled "lol jk".

2022-04-02

Just don't

 

I'm not usually one to obey signage, but this is one I can get behind.