There comes a time

The poor quality and pencil-on-notebook paper are, I would like you to believe, intentional.
Also: If I were a better stick figure drawer, I probably wouldn't have to clarify that those squares on the torso are tread marks from a tire.


Death is awkward

Mental Health
The hooded figure entered and tried to unobtrusively place what appeared to be an actual scythe in the corner of the entryway, where others had left shoes and coats strewn across the floor. It would put in this brief appearance, it said, just to be polite, then leave the party as soon as the duty was discharged.


I like you guys

...and Mr. Speak-no-evil won't be in any condition to tell, either.