This guy probably always deserves a disclaimer. Unfortunately, there's not much to say for his case...he's not even allowed to make personals ads. Not even on Crustacean Singles.
Tell you what, buddy. I'll move my car, which you claim is parked on your friend. But you gotta do something for me, alright? I need you to judge a prison fashion show for me...the old judge left on account of being verbally abused all the time by yours truly.