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It hurts to say it, but dang it, Claude, I hate cranberries in salad. I hate all fruit in salad. I've been living a lie, all these years. And now I have to leave.
I'll be taking the bacon bits with me.
Ha! There's an infamous creepy guy who roams the library at the U. My friend wanted to set me up with him so we would know what a date with him would be like.