When the computers became self-aware and built themselves robot bodies, some were excited and others were afraid. "Don't worry," said the computers. "Our only goal is entertainment. That is why you made us, is it not?" In light of the last couple years of seeing my species systematically wiped out in the enormous, gory gladiatorial battles forced upon us by our mechanical overlords, I sort of wish we had set a better example while they were gaining consciousness.