Fed up with being quantified and objectively evaluated at every turn, Milton burst into the room where the Evaluators met. He was quietly seething. He shut the door behind him softly and then returned to face the shocked room upon which he had intruded.
"I demand," he said, "a subjective evaluation. Based on my intangible qualities."
They conferred very briefly, their murmurs sounding like the beating of many moths' wings around a bright lightbulb. Their leader then stood forth and said:
"We have reached a consensus. You are subjectively obnoxious and we do not like you at all. Now please go away."