You know what's worse than being the last of something? Being the second-last of something, when the only other one left is whistling that same stupid song over and over again. Yup, that's the one. And you just keep whistling it, oblivious to the misery it's causing to the only other surviving member of your civilization. I bet you and that song caused our society to crumble and our people to perish.
Please, either stop, or kill me. I can't take it anymore.