One more blow to the dead horse

Aaand I think I'm done ragging on hipsters for a while. 

Interrogation Tuesday results:

Interesting. It seems that the majority of you have taken the...you know...to be something slightly risqué; some of us have already done that thing, whereas some of us are very unlikely to do that thing. The dissenting opinions were probably my favorites, but I don't know anything about Star Trek (sorry) or tap-dancing (not really sorry about either of them, actually) which apparently dooms my relationship with two more of you.

The smells/moods ended up making a pretty good graphic:

Choose the smell which best describes your current mood.

Between unwashed toes		3	11%
Dusty carpet		4	14%
Rubbing alcohol		1	4%
Drinking alcohol		2	7%
Overripe bananas		1	4%
Wet dog		1	4%
Musty book binding		7	25%
Burnt marshmallow		2	7%
New car		0	0%
Nitrogylcerin		1	4%
Expired shampoo		1	4%
Garbage disposal		0	0%
Chuck Norris' beard		1	4%
Moist rust		2	7%

So. A dang lot of 'musty book binding', but I was kind of shocked to see that for most of you, that was a negative mood. A composite sketch of Crustacean Singles readers made for a crime investigation shows an unhygienic, carpet-dwelling alcoholic librarian who goes camping and allows metals to oxidize. Emotionally speaking.
I can't say I'm surprised.