Joel submitted his half-eaten lunch as his art project (titled We Eat And Are Not Filled, by J. Alfurd W., 2016, mixed media) as a move of desperation after several weeks of forgetfulness and/or purposeful procrastination. Still, in the days between the submission and the reception of the final grade, he began to wonder with entirely uninformed excitement whether the piece might not actually be considered a groundbreaking work...a triumph, even.
It got a C+, with the teacher's comment reading:
Ham and cheese sucks. PB+J 4EVA.
Also, the arrangement of the parts was uninspired and 'mixed media' is plural. For example, if you had only glued glitter onto it, you'd have had two types of media and gotten a B-.