Thematically cohesive for once

It's that time again:

Significantly more violent

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Dr. Vandertramp practiced his evil smile in the bathroom mirror. The dashing federal agent waited nervously in the hallway where he hoped to ambush the warlord, not knowing that he had been allowed to enter the lair and would soon be mopped off the floor. It would be like a romantic comedy, with an unbearable script and improbable coincidences, but significantly more violent.

This is a B-side, because I thought it would be funny, then drew it, and went 'meh'.

 

My strategy

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People always act like it's a simple dichotomy: 'It's better to laugh than to cry,' they say. But there are so many other ways to react. Demolishing a building, for example, during which time you could laugh or cry or do both.

Foisting

This is a really old one-- from around 2005. I post it because I sat down this morning and halfway drew a bunch of lousy stick figures and charts and stuff, and none of it even made me smirk. I couldn't bring myself to put it on the internet, which is saying something. The funniest thing about this one may be that it proves that, although my handwriting is bad now, it used to be substantially worse.

Shared interests

Interrogation Results:

And there you have it.

Take no thought for anything at all

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YOLO, ca. 2012, initialism for 'You only live once'.

T,BICAMYDEP, initialism for 'True, but I can also make your death extremely painful'. Considered an acceptable response to YOLO.

Technically just words

Modern American English: deal with it.

(For all personal attacks, please contact the author personally)

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He imagined, not too inaccurately, that this was how the dinosaurs must have felt just before extinction. When waking up in the morning got too hard, maybe (he thought) a mass extinction event might be sort of a relief.