The ones we bring back


"If you don't care about your patients, why even get into this business?"


Halloween tree


You're not waiting until the last minute to get yourself a Halloween tree, are you?


The real ghosts


In other news, it's Howlentine's Day, a celebration of love and friendship like Valentine's Day but spooky and weird.
I forgot to try to make a thing out of it this year because of who I am as a person, the decay of my brains and their fleshy vehicle, and the whole 'caring for a human infant' thing, but it's not too late if you read this. Tell your beloved a romantic ghost story. Find a cool spider to show to a friend. Or whatever. Happy Howlentine's Day.


A walk in the park


Fresh air, exercise, flexible hours...it's a pretty great gig.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-10-11.



You may have won


It might be a scam and/or bring about a terrible curse, but I'm still very tempted.


Formal similarities



"I can prove it! Give me some garlic! Or...watch me walk into someone's home without being invited!"




Spinning to sleep

 "I'm not out of ideas," I say.
Meanwhile, the ideas in my drafts notebook:




"I'm not sure I could even give a satisfactory description of how this fire works."


Plain flavor


I'm still trying to convince them that this ad campaign isn't "too flashy" for their brand.


Walk around the clock



"Granted, but I would argue that 'somewhere' is not at this funeral."


Objects of interest

I don't find nearly as many treasures when I "walk upright" like a "normal person".



Look out below


hello inventors society, it's me again wondering why you won't return my calls


Meeting in person

 Pretty sure I've used this line in person, way back when I was still pretending to have a social life.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2012-09-04.


Terrible knowledge

"Best-case scenario, you end up like me: see the universe, go mad from the knowledge of it, levitate above a mountaintop to warn new seekers...hardly a fun time, but it goes much worse for most people."


Moving forward and looking back


The last time I moved, I drew this one with a crappy ballpoint pen and made a terrible scan of it with my phone camera. This time, I'm too tired to even do that much. I'll hope to be back to new comics tomorrow.