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2021-05-09

The adaptation game

 

The only truly consistent thing is change
(For anyone worried that CrustaceanSingles has become a baby-based comic, consider this episode 3/3 of the newborn trilogy. I'll be returning to the usual eclectic mix tomorrow, although I'm sure the baby will return to the frame from time to time.)

2021-05-07

Lullabies

 

This is coming a little later in the day than usual, but we've been busy escaping the hospital. Everyone's finally home and enjoying my excellent lullabies.

2021-05-06

Painting the wind

 

[I'm in 'burning off aimlessly weird drafts' mode here, because I have been at this hospital for about 56 hours so far and slept for almost none of it. But I now have a happy & healthy human baby, so I don't even mind all that much.]

2021-05-05

A nebulous resemblance

 

 

I did soar through the air, but only once and with a distinctly downward trajectory.

2021-05-03

the best ever non-band in this apartment

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-05-05.

The original also included the following continuation text:

'Boxerton: the Band' started with a groundbreaking concept: what if, instead of hitting drums, we hit cardboard boxes? Cardboard boxes also make sounds when you hit them, and also they are much cheaper than a drum kit. This line of reasoning was so simple that Steev (sic) the lead drummer was absolutely baffled that no one else was doing it.

2021-04-28

2021-04-27

It really depends

 

After the break, tune in for a panel discussion with experts on both sides of the issue.

2021-04-23

Cardiac contusions

 

Look, if I can't use this comic as an outlet for aimless weirdness from time to time then really what's the point?

2021-04-09

When you assume

 

We've learned an important lesson today: always ask before abducting lifeforms and scanning their every molecule.

2021-04-07

The application of heat

 

It's the 'yet' that will really stick with them, trouble their minds, keep them from falling asleep at night. That's the key to a quality retort.

2021-04-03

2021-04-01

2021-03-31

There is a difference, but

 

 

They don't want you to know about this, but here's a trick you can use to save brain cells for more important things.

2021-03-29

What we're all thinking

 

(It's Monday, but not a remake. I simply couldn't like any past comics enough to reinflict them on myself or others.)

2021-03-24

Catching more flies

 

"The best time to evolve spinnerets was hundreds of millions of years ago. The second-best time is now."

2021-03-22

Look but do not touch

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first drawn sometime in 2004, before there was such a thing as CrustaceanSingles. It was one of Lobsterman's earliest appearances on paper. I was not paying attention in class. There were more important things to do.
(The original drawing was subsequently posted on 2012-03-26 as a re-run.)