Shipless fools

I mean, I drew this and all, but if a company hired me to advertise Pocket Boat, I'd refuse their money, because Pocket Boat sells itself. It's a total no-brainer.


I need help reacting to something

Yesterday, a reader commented on this comic's range between thought-provoking and blatantly bizarre. And since yesterday's comic was on the deep side, it made me want to jump to the opposite. Is this weird enough?


Change your teeth, change your life

Are you tired of being mistaken for a herbivorous hoofed ungulate? Are you looking for a way to stand out in the workplace? Could your magical villain status use a little upgrade? Tooth sharpening may be right for you!


Just making sure

...just making sure that everyone on the plague planet stayed dead this time.


Two drawings about being mad at trees

Why are there two? Because I have a lot of hypothetical situations in my head where a guy approaches a talking tree, chainsaw in hand. And because I only had time to draw two of them.


The trouble with fame

"This is why I can't go out in public. You huge fans are always bothering me and keeping me from being a normal person!"


Better to have and not need

"I would even have benefited from-- and I can't believe I'm saying this-- wearing parachute pants today."


But I thought...

Editor's note: if you feel like this is an attack on you or your own particular worldview, then I'm open to saying that it is. Maybe it's an attack on all of us irrational humans! Let's go with that.