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2016-12-29

Getting to know each other


There's no way this could be autobiographical, though, guys. Because my name isn't Jeff.

2016-12-25

A tree for all seasons


"C'mon, guys. Just think about it: Valentine's Day? Hang those cards and candies in these branches right here. St. Patrick's Day...I'm green, so that's perfect. Oh, and think about what I have to offer for birthdays, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs. You won't box me back up if you know what's good for you."

2016-12-24

Season's greetings from the depths


Lobsterman isn't a Fishtian, but he understands the spirit in which the well-wishing is done.

Did you know that my fiancée Sharah is a pun genius? Today's comic was inspired by this list she made for me:

2016-12-19

Stand for something



"I've always seen potential in you, Ed. I'm going to take steps to maximize it!"
"Please don't do anything to my desk involving stairs. Please."

2016-12-06

2016-11-26

Taking a sick day

Editor's note: the cartoonist is cartoonishly ill today. The following drawings are re-runs from a much lower-fi era of the comic, but they roughly approximate the cartoonist's general state today.
Apologies for the barely-legible text.