Find love at CrustaceanSingles.com
Showing posts with label excuses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label excuses. Show all posts
2023-05-15
2022-05-16
Forces beyond our control
"I am rubber. You are glue. Now I am glued to the floor."
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-05-16.
2021-09-18
2021-07-06
2020-12-11
2020-03-25
2020-03-22
2019-12-11
2019-07-26
2019-06-25
2019-05-12
2019-03-18
Show me a sign
Pictured: a reenactment of a scene that takes place inside my head multiple times a day.
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 20 March 2015.
2019-01-28
Working backwards
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 30 January 2016.
That post also included the following text-only scene:
PATRON: Excuse me, librarian? Could you help me find some books?
LIBRARIAN: Of course. What are you looking for?
PATRON: Where do you keep the books that are right about things?
LIBRARIAN: I'm not sure I understand you.
PATRON: This stack of books, here? They're wrong about stuff. I just pulled
them off the normal shelves. They all get it wrong. So what I want to
know is, where are the books that aren't wrong?
LIBRARIAN: ...
PATRON: [leans in close over the counter and whispers] Look, I
get it if you're not supposed to tell normal people. But I figured it
out, right? I won't tell anyone. I swear. Just...please, let me into
whatever back room has all the books that agree with me.
2018-12-28
2018-12-27
2018-11-19
A prior engagement
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 21 November 2016.
In other news, Interrogation Tuesday results are finally here.
2018-07-17
2018-04-25
2018-03-10
2018-03-02
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)