Problem? Not yours

 

You're really going to want to get in on the ground floor with this one.

Extreme weather preparedness

 

I'm known today for my comics*, but I like to think I'll be remembered for my brilliant inventions.

*my mom tells people about them, like, all the time

Look out below

 

hello inventors society, it's me again wondering why you won't return my calls

The meta of invention

 

 

Until then, I guess I'll just keep...whacking this wrench with a hammer?

The worth of time

I'd go back and warn myself, but troubleshooting the resulting causal paradoxes would be even less fun.

Special shoes

Futile devices

Also, it catches fire 50% less often than the previous version!

Unprecedented speeds

Much-needed control

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 5 March 2013.

Threat perception

Graphic representations

The required remedy

Profiting from precipitation

Innovation

Justification completion

Inventive interpretation

Great ideas coming out the nose

There is a solution

You'll want to be sitting down for this

Version B, which is about silicon valley and its techbros:

"I have invented a tiny table...for sitting on!"

–"Add a touch screen and implement a subscription model, and I will pay you millions for this idea."

I have no idea