Cheazy

 

"Deserve"? What an absurd notion.

Soup that makes you act weird

 

The name of the soup has been an intrusive thought running through my head for days, so this is mostly an attempt to exorcise it.

Contemplate that onion

 

Can anyone really own an onion, though?

Banana nomenclature

 

For Remake Monday, I've improved the wording and redone the coloring but left the 2017 version's Crustacean Sans, which was my second attempt at a handlettering typeface. It turned out better than it had any right to, even though I made it so light that I only ever used it in word processor-simulated bold. (Come to think of it, I could fix that now, although I think ultimately it's too clean compared to QuickClaw, the one I use almost all the time now.)

Feel alive

 

Now available with horseradish for especially dire cases.

It is once again juice time

 

The snacks of the earth

 

Don't even start

 

Don't talk to me until

 

Anyway, please respect the mug's request.

Why I am here

 

Out of my hands

 

Feel better

 

For a special occasion

 

Flavoring

 

Try the processed food product that's banned in Italy!

We couldn't reach you

 When not even the forest keeper can find you, you're really off the grid.

Gathering

The archaeological record suggests they were able to meet their needs with as little as twelve hours of gathering in a week.

It's juice time

 

Please don't

I just think it would be nice to be on the other end of things for once.

every raging counts, no matter how tiny and odd

 

Every beverage will taste of victory