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I'm babysitting a cat right now, and this is what she'd be saying if she could talk.


Discarded strategies

I don't usually include disclaimers with my comics, but here goes: it can be dangerous to hide in trash bins or similar receptacles, and you should not do it, and there are probably much better ways to get a ride in a garbage truck anyway.


Days and the order thereof

Even if you're really superstitious, there's nothing to worry about today.
You're welcome.


Requisite coolness levels

This would have been a helpful thing to realize about myself at a much younger age.


Highest praise

There are certain people and groups from whom the greatest compliment I can receive is their opposition.