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I do not claim it will get better—though for all I know, it might—only that there are good reasons to remain. / This is not a sentiment original to me and has quite likely been said before, but it's what's on my mind so here it is in comics form. / I'm not saying this is the *last* Red Guy & Blue Guy, but I'm feeling like it's time for something different, TBD.
(This is more of a re-run than a remake (though I added a little detail and cleaned up a couple errant lines from the original), but listen. I had to keep Glasses Dad as-is. I can't explain it but maybe you will understand.)
"I must confess I've been disappointed with the public's lack of response to my constant invitations."
To be fair, it is difficult to reconstruct political systems from the fossil record.
The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-08-04.
![Two people are seen from behind, standing before an array of shelves. One person gestures at the contents of the shelves and the other holds a glass of pale brown liquid. On the lower shelves are books, a couple bottles with labels "Antifascist Juice" and the Antifascist logo of three downward left-pointing arrows, and a light cavalry sword accompanied by a plaque inscribed with the letters "WWJBD" (which stands for "What Would John Brown Do?"). The upper shelves hold various skulls, each of which is oddly shaped in some way; one has two lobes at the top reminiscent of a pair of buttocks, another has very close-set eye sockets and elongated canine teeth. The bottom caption reads, "You like 'em? Phrenologist skulls. Hunted 'em down myself." Some of the book spines are only partially legible, but here's as complete a description as I can offer, with titles separated by commas: Victory to Ukraine, The Conquest of Bread (real book & recommended reading), Rojava, Darfur, HC / HR, 1312, Rest in Piss Kissinger, Zero Billionaires, Prosecute J6 GOP, Solidarity, Abolition Everywhere, Land Back, No Excuse for Genocide, Freedom [in Arabic], BSD, Free Palestine, Antizionism is NOT Antisemitism. There could have been many other deserving causes and real books represented here, I know. Forgive me my many omissions; this was all off the top of my head.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8fB-cymKw8U8At70hfYvsa4slrL7RshlkA6EB72kEbnUSraHyq38Vs0XiOSQlhoPYlFWG_htu2_e2oe29GKVsePkywt5bvFObzE7cezfbtGWGG7YRvfKWDYjzqrHBPlLkYM3RHY_AGMp_Hp1At7Tl_ORHFQtZkqtvKsRgeKY9G55seUvp1F155RjMwCY/s1743/phrenologist%20skulls%20-%20large.png "Dangerously wrong ideas, yes, but not particularly dangerous game.")
