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Showing posts with label crab. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crab. Show all posts

2024-11-27

Sondage

 

Grambo stands at the bottom of a body of water deep enough to be quite dark. A fish swims by overhead and a pale crab looks up at Grambo. Grambo thinks, "This puddle might be too deep." The crab thinks, "This puddle might not be deep enough."

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2023-10-01

Every house

A hermit crab sits on a rock and gesticulates with one claw. "Every house I've ever lived in has been haunted. It's not a big deal."

 

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2023-05-05

The wisdom of years

 

An adult stick figure and a toddler stick figure are playing on the floor, the former holding a toy crab and the latter holding a toy bat. The adult says, "So, now that you're two, do you have any wisdom to share?" The toddler smiles with lowered eyebrows and says, "No."

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2023-03-14

Networking nightmare

 

Two humanoid figures stand facing each other; the one on the right holds a healthy crab and looks nonplussedly over at the other's proffered limp lobster and deflated facial expression. Caption: "But of course, the chance meeting's promise of a lucky break—so long-awaited and desperately needed—all fell apart when it came time to exchange business crabs."
 

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2023-03-09

The formalization of dibs

 

A snake bites onto the top of a pole planted in the sand of a beach and stretches its length out parallel to the ground, making itself into a banner. "I claim this land in the name of snakes!" A little crab nearby says, "You what?"


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2023-02-19

On this island, we take turns

 

A castaway stick figure holds a large conch shell and shouts, "I have the speaking shell! It's my turn!" A large hermit crab emerges from the shell and says, "Actually, I think it's mine."

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2022-08-09

Home

 

You might enjoy "Riches and Wonders" on All Hail West Texas by the Mountain Goats.

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2020-04-23

I wear house


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2018-07-29

Riches and wonders


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2018-06-14

Dibs


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