Don't make this all about you

I'm practically sure I've done a similar one before, but this is one of those days where I really need to phone it in.


The end is near

Mental Health
"Attention, passengers: as has been true since it began, the world is steadily approaching its end. In the event of expected turbulence, please remember to be kind to those seated around you."


Sight for sore eye

Mental Health
Horoscope for Sagittarius: "Avoid family, friends, acquaintances, strangers-- they'll all only distract you from finishing your manifesto. And that part you're worried the world isn't ready for? Put it in anyway. They'll thank you for it one day."



This re-run brought to you by my just having remembered to post something today:


New, old, etc.

On this, the first day of a new year, I give you one of the first ever appearances of Lobsterman on paper, from (as near as I can tell) the very beginning of 2005. Here's to 10 more years of Lobsterman, unless I get tired of it or die first.