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2015-01-31

Don't make this all about you


I'm practically sure I've done a similar one before, but this is one of those days where I really need to phone it in.

2015-01-26

The end is near

Mental Health
"Attention, passengers: as has been true since it began, the world is steadily approaching its end. In the event of expected turbulence, please remember to be kind to those seated around you."



2015-01-12

Sight for sore eye

Mental Health
Horoscope for Sagittarius: "Avoid family, friends, acquaintances, strangers-- they'll all only distract you from finishing your manifesto. And that part you're worried the world isn't ready for? Put it in anyway. They'll thank you for it one day."


2015-01-03

Limitations

This re-run brought to you by my just having remembered to post something today:


2015-01-01

New, old, etc.

On this, the first day of a new year, I give you one of the first ever appearances of Lobsterman on paper, from (as near as I can tell) the very beginning of 2005. Here's to 10 more years of Lobsterman, unless I get tired of it or die first.