Monstrous motives



"Imagine showing up to the Science Abomination Society meeting with a stitchless monster! I'd be a laughingstock."


Potable and herpetological



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Preferred nomenclature


"...and I'll thank you to choose your words more carefully if you still intend to accompany my friends on our night hike."