New captain, not the same as the old captain


Text: "Captain Birdbeard". Pictured: a person with a tuft of hair atop their head and a long, black-and-grey beard in which at least four little yellow birds are nestled.

This isn't really a comic, but who actually cares? I can only get in trouble with myself & I don't really respect that guy's opinion anyway.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe his birds form a mini-cannon crew that that can save him once he runs out of single-shot pistols. Or, realizing that he doesn't have any firearms, they could have little cutlass swords. Perfect for shaving…