Both intelligent and not

1) I like to think I didn't sound quite this bad during my adolescence. Believing that helps me sleep at night.
2) Mostly I just wanted an excuse to show off my latest typeface in progress. I call it Cephalothorax, because of course I do.


You've changed, man

This is one of those ideas that feels like it has to have been done before. But a cursory search turned up nothing, so I hope my version here is at least different enough that it won't seem like I stole it.


The right time

You'll have much more free time, and it's far more socially acceptable when you're a ghost.