2023-05-29
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I think I'm ready
Sometimes when a winged figure follows you around for a while, you get the idea that maybe they're a messenger or guide of some kind, probably doom-related. So you make some remark based on that assumption. Why am I explaining this common situation to you. Anyway, that's the comic today.
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Self-storage
For Remake Monday: I vaguely remembered doing a weak self-storage joke sometime in the distant past, but I did not remember it being like this.
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The problem
This one has a second panel that attempts to recover from the weakness of the main joke. But you have to go to the CrustaceanSingles patreon to see it (paywall-free), because I am supposed to remind people that that exists and that you can give me money that way.
(You can also give me money through Ko-Fi! What a time to be technically alive!)
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Used to
The cloud sees its reflection in bodies of water far below and remembers the way it used to be. Were things really better then? Who can say.
2023-04-21
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A single tear
"You mean we're just going to leave it there?" said the xenobiologist.
"Unless you have some extra fuel you've been keeping to yourself, we can't afford to take garbage back with us to Earth. Propulsion doesn't come cheap," the commander replied, at least half of her attention simultaneously devoted to something else.
"But the ecosystem—"
"What ecosystem? Rocks and dust? Listen, if it makes you feel any better, someday they'll have the technology to take care of the trash. It's the future's problem."
2023-04-16
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Not saying
No one who ever worried about me was wrong, but you don't have to worry about that. I just want to sleep on a geological timescale.
2023-04-14
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Social typology
Seems like a distinction without a difference to me, but I guess I still have a lot to learn about friendship.
2023-04-08
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Love love love
Thanks for reading! I love you!
(Bonus panel on the CrustaceanSingles Patreon.)
(Also, patrons got to see this comic last night instead of this morning. Imagine how much better your life could be if you were one of them.)
2023-04-05
Leporine vengeance
"Suppose we did both at once?" asked a voice from among the mob. "Gnawed on vegetables as a form of revenge?"
Floof Hopkins only glared.
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2023-03-31
Bad dream
Some fates are easily avoidable.
(Patrons of the CrustaceanSingles Patreon got to see a very rough draft of this one two days ago. Must be nice, huh?)
2023-03-30
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In which Murv lingers
I KNEW there was something I was forgetting to do.
(Continuity? In my CrustaceanSingles? It's more likely than you think! See Tuesday's comic for the start of this arc.)
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Networking nightmare
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2023-03-13
2023-03-12
Gathering
The archaeological record suggests they were able to meet their needs with as little as twelve hours of gathering in a week.