Self-assessment

 

"It's pretty disappointing."

On to the next thing

 

There's always more to learn!

Don't keep me waiting

 

The troll under the bridge

 

Well, maybe just a few riddles, then.

Two noble houses

 

Walked right into that one, I guess.

Copying

 

I remain captivated—not altogether voluntarily or pleasantly so—by the concept of a 'slow mirror'.

The emperor's breakfast

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-06-27.

Norms of nomenclature

 

really makes you think

Important scientific inquiry

 

It would be useful information to have. For science.

What's in a name?

 

Something to remember me by

 

It took a long time to make. I hope you like it.

Definitely worth it

 

Something I am good at

 

It's a sort of innate talent of mine.

Perplexing practices

 

The world we live in is arbitrary and absurd, and ornithagnosia certainly doesn't help.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-06-20.

Forest freebie

 

/ for a limited time and place only
/ the wisdom you seek may not be the wisdom you receive
/ the forest is not liable for any misuse of wisdoms dispensed

I am without understand

 

Owning it

 

now the VET is scared of ME

Stoppability

I WOULD STILL NOT RECOMMEND TRYING ME

Avian adjustments

 

I sure hope I don't have to change the way I live my life at all.

Confusion

 

Or both, I guess?

Must be nice

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-06-13.

Relentlessness

 

We'll just have to wait it out. The problem should solve itself in a few billion years.

Like and likelihood

 

I might go so far as to call it implausible.

A powerful appetite

 

It's my fault for not being specific enough.

Pieces of 8000

 

Make ready the puzzlin' table!

Reporting with enthusiasm

 

That's messed up, dude.

Truthfully daring

 

"Be honest: does the dare also involve teeth?"

Further recommendations

 

Look, if I DID eat an entire box of cookies before doing this one, it was for RESEARCH. I really had no choice; people only read these comics for the grounded realism.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2022-06-06.

The problem is...

 In some languages, the word for 'vacuous encouragement' is the same as the word for 'trash heap'!

Well, I hope

 

It's a myth propagated by the self esteem-industrial complex.

That colossal wreck

 

"I don't want your pity. I deserve it, but I don't want it."

Seraphic instructions

 

I'm trying to be cooperative, but am in fact somewhat intimidated.

Proximate origins

 

"We might actually know some of the same beings! Metamellissa mBel of Anther Aleph? The Δ³s? Neutron Steve?"

No worries

 

I was already disquieted, but now? Significantly more so.

Sounds good!

 The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2013-05-30.

An indeterminate burden

 

Might be important.

Not a good sign

 

There's room for improvement.

Comparative literature

 

Ouch.

Seeking honest opinions

 

My vote is an unequivocal 'super cool'.

The journey to understanding

 

Make an effort

 

But hey, I still learned things!

Let's survive as friends

 

Fate brings us together, but not like that.

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-05-24.

Reflections and realizations

 

"...Or have you not come to that realization yet?"

Mutant juice

 

"Ah, well. Any port in a storm, I suppose."

Once burned, twice shy

 

Some old cowboys

 

In fairness to them, it does get powerful lonesome out on the prairie and in the desert and whatnot.

Ready for retraction

 

 

This is an old draft from January and is not a direct reference to anyone in particular. Just, you know, dozens and dozens of essentially interchangeable (and fully poseable!) individuals who got caught enough that they had to pretend to apologize.

 

Also, drawing this one reminded me how terrible it is to attempt to draw actual hands. What a baffling mess the human hand is.

Sorry about that

 

Sorry about that, too.

Forces beyond our control

 

"I am rubber. You are glue. Now I am glued to the floor."

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2017-05-16.

The present inconvenience

 

This is merely an alternate draft of last Sunday's comic. I'm slacking off and calling it 'self-care'.