Next year

 

I vowed that day to perfect the art of not being seen.

Accidental prey competition

 

Knowledge and aspiration

 

Power levels

 

 

I am trying very hard not to be a destroyer of worlds.

Curses

 

I do not have that power...yet.

Just so you know

 

And you always know just what to say.

To receive is also good

 

Thank you. I love it.

Snowflesh

 

It's a rerun from 2017. 

I used to be so much wordier.

How wonderful

 

Ambiguously equine

 Maybe it's better not to know.

Horse moisturizer

 

Where's the line between "really supple" and "too supple"? That's what we're going to find out today.

Another sunrise

 

Festive fish

 

 Lobsterman doesn't celebrate Fishmas, but the snacks are pretty great.

Compare today's Remake Monday with the original from 2016-12-24.

Knowledge Orb knows

 

That...helps

 

Is this how to flirting?

 

Approaching doom

 

If the balloon touches the floor, everybody loses.

A nebulous grasp of meteorology

 

Think of all the time we could save.

Negotiations

 

It's working great so far.

We don't need no congregation

 

Welcome to the truant sea.

(It's a Rerun Monday.)

Sad bird

 

You really shouldn't.

A strong suspicion

 

Has THIS ever happened to YOU???

Problem? Not yours

 

You're really going to want to get in on the ground floor with this one.

Talking about

 

This seems like a good spot to nod politely, right?

The makings of a tree

 

 The arborists' longstanding feud was becoming increasingly disruptive at conferences.

It's going to cost you

 

The only kind of victory against a toddler is a Pyrrhic one.

(My drawing hand no longer needs constant ice, so yes, this is what it looks like when my drawing hand is functioning normally.)

Aim far

 

I burned my drawing hand and Crustacean Baby will never, ever take a nap, so here's a Rerun Monday for you.

An experienced wildernessist

 

Island-shopping

 

"You'll be the envy the entire neighborhood as you sit in the shade."

Science can do that now

 

That poor hammer.

My refrigerator

 

"I'll thank you to save your accusations for when you have proof."

Always, always

 

 

"What was that last bit?"

Joke prerequisites

 

 

Also, we will have to make sure there are no wasps around.

Self-study

 

 

"Naturally, there are many promising avenues for further research..."

Please read the sign

 

Them's the breaks

 I'm a really positive person.

Psychological structural integrity

 

I should go back to therapy, because it really helped me write jokes.

Small talk

 

'Inaudible' wouldn't be going too far.

It's a bit of a thinker

 

Hat consumption

 

I am ready

 

Castaway infestation

 

Nothing good can come of this.

Arboreal interview

 The tree is forced to entertain inane questions in the hopes of having its labor exploited.

Hate it when that happens

 

Musical musings

 

Why do I keep that thing around, anyway? Oh, right. The curse.

Some of my best work

 

I know what I said.

Subjective appraisal

 

I am now less able to see beauty in the world around me.

Hazardous and sad

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-11-03.

A reasonable request

 

Thank you for your time.

Mositure requirements

 

 

"Whenever you get a chance, of course."