I KNEW there was something I was forgetting to do. (Continuity? In my CrustaceanSingles? It's more likely than you think! See Tuesday's comic for the start of this arc.)
"Best-case scenario, you end up like me: see the universe, go mad from the knowledge of it, levitate above a mountaintop to warn new seekers...hardly a fun time, but it goes much worse for most people."