Do be do be do

 

I have made a world for you

 

A messenger appears

 

Day of fools

 

Destined to become an all-time holiday classic!

 

Now what?

Línjì Yìxuán taught, "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." 

This informative pamphlet takes it from there.

 

Snowflesh

 

It's a rerun from 2017. 

I used to be so much wordier.

Jeremy is to blame

 

What's in a name?

 

Seraphic instructions

 

I'm trying to be cooperative, but am in fact somewhat intimidated.

The truth

 

Why indeed

 

Growing darker

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2015-04-13.

Find joy in every conscious moment

"It only works if you discover it for yourself," I tell them. 
The hardest part is keeping a straight face.

Working backwards

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 30 January 2016.
That post also included the following text-only scene:

PATRON: Excuse me, librarian? Could you help me find some books?

LIBRARIAN: Of course. What are you looking for?

PATRON: Where do you keep the books that are right about things?

LIBRARIAN: I'm not sure I understand you.

PATRON: This stack of books, here? They're wrong about stuff. I just pulled them off the normal shelves. They all get it wrong. So what I want to know is, where are the books that aren't wrong?

LIBRARIAN: ...

PATRON: [leans in close over the counter and whispers] Look, I get it if you're not supposed to tell normal people. But I figured it out, right? I won't tell anyone. I swear. Just...please, let me into whatever back room has all the books that agree with me.

Propitiatory groans

This is a remake of the comic that first appeared on 9 August, 2011 in the post "Squandered talents".

Fear is the mind-killer

(Note: This cartoon has more text than usual, and the words are smaller than I'd like them to be. If you have trouble reading it, a larger copy can be found by clicking here.)

Wordplay at the wedding

Season's greetings from the depths

Lobsterman isn't a Fishtian, but he understands the spirit in which the well-wishing is done.

Did you know that my fiancée Sharah is a pun genius? Today's comic was inspired by this list she made for me:

The clouds parted

Mental Health

A Selection from The Hymns of the Church of ✞rigonometry:

   Lord, let our function ever be / Situated at a pleasing angle unto thee 

   Bless us and keep us in / Thy holy periodicity