JPEG crystals

 

It's Remake Monday, and I did improve the words, but the terrible 2011 drawing is just going to have to stay. I did SVGify the original tiny cluster of JPEG crystals, so that's...something, I guess.

Lobsterman learns about people

 

Festive fish

 

 Lobsterman doesn't celebrate Fishmas, but the snacks are pretty great.

Compare today's Remake Monday with the original from 2016-12-24.

Look in your heart

 

Nutrients can be used to produce more blood, so...

Lobsterman is versatile

 

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2011-09-26.

Basement thoughts

 

This one's not technically a re-run, unless I showed you this at school back then. I was just starting to realize I wasn't too cool for poetry, but I was also watching Salad Fingers more than is probably good for a person.

Thumb wars

 

It's probably just beginner's luck.

A crustacean embrace

 

Lobsterman is here for you.

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P.S. Great news, procrastinators! I had forgotten until today that I made a download-and-print set of Valentine's Day cards a few years ago, and you can still get them on a pay-what-you-want basis. Just click any of this text to go there.

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P.P.S. The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 2016-02-11 and (sort of) again on 2018-02-11.

Look but do not touch

 

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first drawn sometime in 2004, before there was such a thing as CrustaceanSingles. It was one of Lobsterman's earliest appearances on paper. I was not paying attention in class. There were more important things to do.
(The original drawing was subsequently posted on 2012-03-26 as a re-run.)

A scavenger's work is never done

 

A cautionary reality

 

Lobsterman used to appear a lot more often in these comics. He tends to lurk backstage these days, I think because the chaotic evil he represents is less amusing to me in a world full of real, emboldened chaotic evil.
But here he is for Remake Monday, reminding you that he's perfectly willing to devour your children.

Monstrous melancholy

In which Lobsterman visits Dr. Miles Frankenstein (no relation), monster therapist.

¡Qué gran oportunidad!

Hoy me complace anunciar que se ha negociado con Didacticorp™ una nueva dirección para mis ilustraciones— serán utilizadas para ayudar a aprender el inglés!

(The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 01 April 2015.)

The price is right

The subject of today's Remake Monday was first posted on 7 January 2013.

Trick for treats

Take everything in stride

Remake of "This too shall pass" (22 September 2013).

Idiomatic insensitivity

Finally found you

(This is a remake. Original posted 11 July 2015.)

Liquid composition

The nightmare's nightmare