Getting to know each other

There's no way this could be autobiographical, though, guys. Because my name isn't Jeff.


A tree for all seasons

"C'mon, guys. Just think about it: Valentine's Day? Hang those cards and candies in these branches right here. St. Patrick's Day...I'm green, so that's perfect. Oh, and think about what I have to offer for birthdays, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs. You won't box me back up if you know what's good for you."


Season's greetings from the depths

Lobsterman isn't a Fishtian, but he understands the spirit in which the well-wishing is done.

Did you know that my fiancée Sharah is a pun genius? Today's comic was inspired by this list she made for me:


Stand for something

"I've always seen potential in you, Ed. I'm going to take steps to maximize it!"
"Please don't do anything to my desk involving stairs. Please."