Caring

Mental Health

I wish people would call me on the phone sometimes. "Please hold while I make a sandwich and eat it," I'd say. Then they'd all know how important I was.

A matter of perspective

Mental Health

"Your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen. There is no cause for alarm. Unless you count fires." 

"..." 

"Oh, you do consider fires a valid cause for alarm? OK, well, to modify my previous statement: there are, like, at least ten causes for alarm."

Justification

This is a very old drawing, ca. 2007.

Needlessly confessional

Mental Health

"I'm going to go ahead and stop you right there," said Alfonso, not unkindly. "I'm the janitor, not priest, and this is my supply closet, not the confessional."

Service with a smile

Not much competition

Interrogation Tuesday results are here.

A work in progress

I have these fridge magnets, and I think they're pretty fun. And if you think they're fun, too, then you should come over and play with them some time. And if you don't, I hope you get eaten by sloths.