Same old

This is a re-run, but is tragically more relevant than ever.

Its own reward

This stuff used to be a lot weirder

This is from deep in the archives, circa 2005. I feel bad, but I'm not sorry.

Thought process

Sometimes, I forget that I can't read minds, because everyone's thought process just seems so obvious.

Mental Health

Ferdinand's manifesto got good marks for originality and organization, but its in-text citations suffered from a mixture of different styles and the manuscript was sometimes illegible from pizza sauce stains.

One time at band camp

And this from a guy who doesn't actually read music.

I don't want to be right

Philosophical problems

Interrogation Tuesday results, with editor's commentary.

This would have been a really dip bit of philosophy in, like, third grade, but it only occurred to me yesterday.