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2023-08-07

A chance meeting deep in the forest

A person wearing a full-body Sasquatch suit looks nervously up at a real Sasquatch, who is very tall, has its hands on its hips, and looks unamused. The human says, "Oh, these are my pyjamas. Sorry about the confusion. I'm, uh, a huge fan of you guys."

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Labels: awkward, remake, sasquatch

2023-08-06

The illusory self

One person cheerfully explains to another, who has arms folded and doesn't look best pleased, "The emergent phenomenon of consciousness that thinks of itself as 'I' just isn't really into labels."

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Labels: love, psychological, social

2023-08-05

Rejoice!

A bizarre angelic being flies across the top of the frame, having six eyes and six arms, two of which are holding a sword and a trumpet respectively and two of which are extended and two of which are clasped. The angel says, "Rejoice! and be glad! for I have canceled all your plans for you!"

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Labels: angel, social

2023-08-04

Compatibility

One person crouches down next to another, who is lying on their back with their head emerging from a metal trash can. For a pillow, they have a book titled "How to Not". The first says, "Hey, my other friend is also a mess! You two might get along!" The other replies, "Maybe, but I must warn you: I am a really specific kind of mess."

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Labels: social, true story

2023-08-03

Things are different now

Pictured: in an office setting with drop ceilings, one person has stacked one chair onto a table and another chair on top of that chair, topping it all with a couch cushion, and crouches now atop the tower under a gap in the ceiling where one panel has been removed. In one hand, they have a bag labeled "snacks". A second person standing next to the tower holds out two more bags, one also labeled "snacks" and the other "cool rats". The caption is implied to be spoken by the second person: "They didn't have to make nearly so many rules before you showed up."

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Labels: work

2023-08-02

Are you OK?

Two people stand looking at a third, whose face has several lipstick marks and whose hands are clasped and smiling face raised wistfully. Caption: "You should see the *other* guy."

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Labels: love, social

2023-08-01

I blame you

"They've been at it for hours."

Two people watch from a curb as two others, wearing helmets, rush towards each other to headbutt. On the left helmet, which is streamlined and kind of goofy looking, the word "form" is printed; on the right helmet, which is more basic, the word "function" is printed. Caption is a line of dialogue from one of the watching figures: "We wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't told them about helmets."

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Labels: art, helmet

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