Three birds landed on the fountain. Two of them started to bathe, but the third, standing between them, looked carefully to either side and then pushed the other two into the water.
At parties, they use him as a bottle opener.
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2013-01-31
Make yourself useful
Mental Health
2013-01-30
A rebuttal
Snow apologists:
Mental Health
The piano came crashing down from the third floor window where Dr. Vandertramp had lovingly set the trap. He was pleased to note that, upon impact, the wrecked instrument played one last chord, a C# minor. With the ambassador crushed under a piano and a Rachmaninoff prelude in Dr. Vandertramp's mind, it seemed the day couldn't get any better.
2013-01-29
2013-01-28
Isn't it about time?
Mental Health
He looked rather like a horse would look, if horses could wear overlarge bifocals and have extremely bad haircuts.
2013-01-27
Nature's alarm clock
Replace 'morning' with 'mid afternoon' and this really old drawing explains my day perfectly, including the reason I'm recycling a drawing that dates back to 2005.
2013-01-26
Punitence
(yes, it's a re-run)
On Tuesday, I posted an interrogation. Here are the many results:
(Mysterious last person who said you'd email me...I'm waiting).
2013-01-25
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