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2023-06-27

Of dogs and houses

 

One dog asks another, "Do you have a doghouse?" The other replies, "No, I am a housedog."

"That's too confusing."

"Yes, let's give up on learning human language."

2023-06-26

Resentment

 

Person 1, pointing angrily: I resent you for being so hard to dislike. Person 2, smiling: And that's fine with me!

Another Rerun Monday. Am I too tired to draw a new thing today? Yes, but also I wanted to give recent readers a little taste of how much worse I used to be at drawing these things.

2023-06-24

Handy to blame

 

A poorly drawn hand with a poorly drawn little face on its palm thinks, "I should learn how to draw."
 
If your hand has a face, it's responsible for its own failures. I don't make the rules.