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2024-01-31

Absurdity

 

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that awakens you to the absurdity of existence". Panel 2 of 3: A stick figure tips the bottle back and drinks deeply from it, thinking, "This is fundamentally meaningless." Panel 3 of 3: A second figure asks the first, "Oh hey, how's that juice?" The first replies, "I choose to drink more."

You shouldn't have encouraged me yesterday if you didn't want me to drop everything and do more juiceposting.

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2024-01-30

On the multiplication of the juices

 

A number of identical bottles, the foremost one with little burst lines suggesting a sudden action. Each has an identical label reading "Juice that turns you into an identical bottle of juice if you drink even a sip".

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2024-01-29

Elevated irritants

 

Meanwhile, in the troposphere: one cloud says to another, "You know what I hate?" The other cloud, with a blank expression, has a thought bubble shaped like another cloud which contains merely an ellipsis. The first answers its own question: "Mountains." It's a rain shadow joke, folks.

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2024-01-28

Potato joke

 

One person stands at a counter upon which sit various vegetables and one kitchen knife. Another person approaches from behind and asks, "Do you have a potato I could borrow?" "What for?" "A joke." "What's the joke?" "If I explain it, it won't be funny." That's it. That's the whole comic.

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2024-01-27

With great power

 

A person stands on a table with a manic expression and agitated body language, saying, "I'm here to fix everything!" A second person is sitting at the table, having lifted their steaming mug off the table, and staring frozen at the one on the table. The mug is printed with the words "OH NO". Bottom caption: "With great power comes the delusion that every problem can be solved with great power."
 

Just something to keep in mind if you ever happen to acquire great power.

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2024-01-26

This is a message to you

 

Various birds bring compact discs in their beaks and talons to an exasperated and mystified person, who says, "I don't know what it means!" The bottom caption reads, "But the birds continued to bring me America Online CDs."

Did non-USians get anything like these in the mail in the 90s? They were, in one little patch of spacetime through which I traveled, inescapable.

(I could have redrawn this digitally, but at what cost? Anyway, if you need help decoding the handwriting, the accessibility text can help you.)

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2024-01-25

Spiny lines of questioning

 

A person approaches a potted cactus with a pitcher of water. The cactus says, "Are you watering me again because you actually think I need it, or because you have unmet needs & can't figure out how to meet them?"

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