The captain's dreadful hat

 

The face on the hat is very intimidating to other skeleton pirates.

Thread count of the dead

 

In my culture, bedding is considered frightening.

Secret plans

 

I might

 

This is true of almost anyone you meet. Really makes you think.

Directions

In which
spatial existence
is fraught
with troubles.

Guided meditation

 

I may have joined the wrong meditation group.

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