Crustacean Singles

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2023-06-01

To the best of my knowledge

A long-bearded stick figure sits on steps and says, "All I know is that I know nothing." A listening stick figure at the bottom of the steps asks, "You sure about that?" Unrelated to the main action, a bird flies past, carrying a large bone in its claws.

One of the best uses for time travel: heckling philosophers.

2023-05-31

Eventuality assessment

Stick figure looks pensively haggard and thinks, "What if a good thing happens? Shouldn't I also prepare obsessively for that? / No... In such an unlikely event, general panic should be an adequate response."

I suppose I am as ready as I'll ever be.

2023-05-30

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2023-05-28

Sometimes when a winged figure follows you around for a while, you get the idea that maybe they're a messenger or guide of some kind, probably doom-related. So you make some remark based on that assumption. Why am I explaining this common situation to you. Anyway, that's the comic today.

2023-05-27

They like it very much

Three flies have landed next to a flint-headed arrow. One says, "Here we are. 1023 BCE, May 27, Ohio River Valley." Another says, "How exquisite." Bottom caption: "Time flies like an arrow."

2023-05-26

See you there

Person 1: I'll see you in hell! Person 2: Yes, for Satan's surprise party next week. Person 1: I can't wait to see the look on his face.

"I'd offer to go with you, but I'll already be there for unrelated reasons."