Realistic expectations

Mental Health
Colin first started to realize he had a problem when he found the scorch marks appearing on the seats of every chair and couch he sat on. He was on the verge of grasping the probable cause when, to everyone's great surprise but his own, he died a victim of a drawn-out, smoldering, irreversible combustion, and took the house down with him.


  1. Phew, I was worried for a sec there, but that guy spells his name with two l's

  2. Can I just admit that I did think to myself, Winget would never spontaneously combust...he's too chill for that. Maybe he'd take his time if he combusted. Yeah.

  3. Ha ha, well I never thought out it that way.. But its a comforting thought that I'm immune to spontaneous combustion.